The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.
Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
by Sora.farm September 14, 2021

Something badass guys (like me), like to say when something is cool, awesome or rad. Was originally used to describe a cabriolet car, but the term has later changed into new meaning.
Pronounced quickly and with fluent vocals.
Isa droptop.
Pronounced quickly and with fluent vocals.
Isa droptop.
by Your boy every youtube here January 12, 2018

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.
I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.
by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

1. A sentence that you say to you're barber if you want a little bit off the top.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.
2. A sentence that you say to you're barber, but you know what we will do to you're hair. He gon' fuck it.
3. A sentence that will mean that you're barber will fuck you up.
by LittleHat35 December 15, 2024

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
