The Chosen One aka Benshiesty aka Him aka The mother fucker with the biggest sack of testicles on the planet who gets all the bitches.
Joe: “Did you hear that Ben Lentz fucked 10 girls at once at the party last night?”
Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”
Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”
by joeshiesty42069 March 20, 2023
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These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
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ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011
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by duck man299) February 24, 2022
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Ben is a sociopath.
by Jickle my Pickle February 15, 2023
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by jaaackem May 2, 2019
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