Ryan

Has a tiny dick, really annoying, and nobody likes him. A Ryan is someone who nobody likes except 1 or 2 people and everyone else pretends to be friends with him but no one really is.

Hey is that Ryan? Yea you can tell he has a tiny dick

by Jerome Boy L June 3, 2019

Ryan Hager

the mix of two wonderful souls together. These two humans stuck their precious genitive into one another. Ryan is rumored to be pregnant so her parents forced them to get married. Blake is quite happy tho because he now get unlimited sex. 😍😍🥰🥵😁🌀 dong worry ladies and gents! You will find a love story like this someday 🥰

gigi: Did you know ryan now goes by Ryan Hager?
Zayn: duh Gigi they got married.

by heyheyurarockstar July 31, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s gorgeous, but that doesn’t define his beauty, his wonderful personality does. He’s my everything.

Me: “My boyfriend’s name is Ryan, he’s the best.”
Someone: “Damn I wish I could get me a piece of some Ryan.”

by His Little Rat January 16, 2022

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

ryan

a boy who is disliked for being and asshole.
He can sometimes appear smart but once you get to know him he is really a small eyed stupid dog.

"ugh ryan cant do anything right. Alycia you know he's a little slow give him time."

by stupiddog666 October 29, 2018

Ryan

Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...

"Ryan, you're gay."
"Fuck off."

by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

Ryan

Ryan is a bsf their she is always must and her hair is always f*cked up she smell horrible she looks like a dog like !roof roof!

Person 1:she so ugly and musty
Person 2: her name must be Ryan

Ryan is very ugly

by SwayGodess June 10, 2019