Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead

Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus

by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023

Jesus

Jesus is wonderful counselor mighty God everlasting father prince of peace #God is good
Like if your a believer

Jesus is good creator amazing

by Corgi time April 14, 2021

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 2, 2020

Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ

My friend is Jesus reincarnated

by catsimp May 7, 2021

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

Jesus

Like gaben, but Fake.

John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.

By Miramón aka mijamon.

by Elmija December 2, 2017

jesus it

The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.

John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"

by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017