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Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
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Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.
Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi
by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022
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Jesus

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Action Jesus

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus
by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008
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jesus (BUNNINGS)

This is any worker at Bunnings warehouse that knows what the fuck he's doing and is a sickunt for helping you when you try to find out the 3 ials that have 15 different types of tech screws
Jesus (Bunnings) thank you for leading me to the techscrews in ial 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

P2: no worries woka thatil be $5:98
by coop-meme March 25, 2021
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Jesus Fresus

John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.

Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.

Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus

Jack: Jesus Fresus
by metalforJesus February 25, 2010
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Jesus Freak

Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.
Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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