douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up December 28, 2017
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Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
by BallerDoucheBag September 01, 2015
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douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.
"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
by JASCAF July 26, 2011
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ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.
Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
by Shmuckatellee August 31, 2015
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Douche-A-Palooza

When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.
Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?
by YOSHNCLRS February 22, 2015
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Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.
Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.
by Słoneczny! May 28, 2020
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Douche Bungalow

The house in which a large group of Douches live together.
Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"
by Dungpo Smith November 20, 2010
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