Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023

World Sandwich

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread in the ground

American friend: yo let's make a world sandwich

Indonesian friend: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*

by Fennecperson August 13, 2023

World Sandwich

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread on the ground

Friend on Brazil: yo let's make a world sandwich

Friend in Japan: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*

by Fennecperson August 13, 2023

Air Sandwich

The act of uncontrollably moving the mouth after excessive amounts of cocaine

Hey Tom, your air sandwich is getting out of control over there.

Wow look at the air sandwich on that guy.

by I’m a auditard August 18, 2023