Ben Lentz

The Chosen One aka Benshiesty aka Him aka The mother fucker with the biggest sack of testicles on the planet who gets all the bitches.

Joe: “Did you hear that Ben Lentz fucked 10 girls at once at the party last night?”

Derek: “That’s a typical night for him.”

by joeshiesty42069 March 20, 2023

Ben Kaufman

Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way

ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)

by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011

Ben Story

A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.

These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'

"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."

by flyboy45 June 23, 2023

Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.

Ben Matthews is what ye are

by buritobun089 August 19, 2018

Ben

A gnome that takes fat children during the night and returns them slimmer in the morning

ah that guy is a right ben

by mlgherobrine64 December 2, 2019

Ben

Ben has black hair. Ben is friends with everyone but has a couple of really close friends. He plays music in his free time. But there’s a dark side to him. Ben seems weird but once you get to know him he’s a great guy.

He’s being so Ben right now.

by CHOCOTACO March 18, 2023

Ben

The definition of chaotic good. A Ben is extroverted and adventurous, always seeking thrills and experiences. He has a head-first approach to life and is the reason for the saying "look before you leap", because he never does. A Ben has a big personality and is the life of the party. However he's also smart and gets top grades without ever seeming to study. A Ben can talk his way in and out of anything and will debate anything under the sun. Even though Ben is an outgoing and confident person, what he really wants is for someone to care for him and to make the effort to reach out to him. If you have a Ben in your life, remember to actively make time to hang out with him and show him that you care

Guy 1: woah! Did you see that little kid faceplant but then get right back up and keep running?

Guy 2: sure did. Must be a Ben

by thatOtherHuman October 21, 2020