Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower April 18, 2018

silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

tit boner

Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused

Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period

by Munchy4440 January 24, 2018

crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

by The crime boner January 23, 2014

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017