May 24 is a day where you post a song, whether it is a rap, yodeling, or singing. Just post your shit on Spotify already.
by NotSoDumBoi April 10, 2022
Get the May 24mug. The prettiest person you will ever see. They naturally know what's good and move like the sweet summer breeze. Always way to aesthetic and clean. If you miss your chance they might break your heart in a million pieces (and you will like it)
by Help_the_gay March 17, 2022
Get the Mai Vymug. Boy: wanna get back together
Girl:your my ex tho
Boy:it’s may 23rd tho National get back with ur ex day tho
Girl:your my ex tho
Boy:it’s may 23rd tho National get back with ur ex day tho
by La tóxica May 23, 2022
Get the May 23mug. The word being defined: You guys should really clean your vaginas. A myth is that vaginas clean themselves. Yes, it does, actually. But it flushes away all the harmful bacteria for you. You cannot live forever knowing your vagina is gonna save the day. Please. Wash your vagina. Your vagina won't single handedly do it for you and just pop out hands to clean it for you. Clean your butthole too. Many of you women don't clean. Please clean it. Seriously. No joke.
being defined hey! didn't you know May 17th is national clean your vagina day? you should probably really clean your vagina lol
by spookilistic May 17, 2022
Get the May 17thmug. by money1234567809755 May 20, 2024
Get the may 20mug. The kindest and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She gives off an amazing mood that dissipates into the rest of the room. Whenever you are around her, all you want to do is snuggle up and cuddle for the next five hours. Her nails are usually done to pinpoint accuracy, some of the best you might ever see in your life. Other than nails, she has an amazing body. If You ever are lucky enough to catch a wild May-Hay, then be ready to shell out back scratches or a massage at any given moment. On the topic of massages, she doesn’t only like receiving them, she also knows how to give a hell of a massage. She also has excellent taste in music. She enjoys Bruno Mars, with a little bit of hip hop and jazz mixed in there as well. She also is a concerto virtuoso when it comes to the bass guitar, being able to play damn near anything.
If you ever meet a May-Hay, I advise you to lock that down fast, just not too fast- She likes a paced relationship. Good Luck!
If you ever meet a May-Hay, I advise you to lock that down fast, just not too fast- She likes a paced relationship. Good Luck!
Liam: I heard that girl is a real “May-Hay”. I Better start talking to her fast, I want those great massages.
by SnaeksBMail March 9, 2025
Get the May-Haymug. A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
Get the Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Daymug.