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Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
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Law Brothers

Its for a group of boys who believe in their own laws and act as both judge and jury for the actions of the people around them, even if they are not part of the group of boys.

Essentially a circle jerk of guys who are in their own fantasy.
Girl1: I cant stand the bunch of guys. They are just playing everything by their own rules. Its so annoying.
Girl2: I know right. They are just a group of Law Brothers.
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.
The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.
by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021
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Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.
"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."
by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020
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co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.
My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
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Law

A set of rules and guidelines to protect stupid people even at the cost of taking freedoms away.
The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.
by Hunith June 30, 2018
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