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by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022
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Get the Jesus Christ mug.When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
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Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
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Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
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John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
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You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
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