Dutty wank

To wank into a sock

Think I’ll have a dutty wank don’t want to make a mess

by Johnalohn April 22, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Dutchia

Also another name for the Netherlands or Holland.

Dutchia is not typically a real word, unlike Czechia and Slovakia or Czechoslovakia, it's really made fun of just the name of the Netherlands (formerly Holland).

by CentralAnimator April 29, 2022

Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.

by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022

dutyism

A sense of duty but a tint of "ism". so dutyism

Haha, she said dutyism

by Amber12345678901234567890 May 10, 2022

dutyonmynuts

When you get a fresh shit and smear it alll over you nut sack, then run up and down the street screaming the phrase DUTYONMYNUTS

Mommy, today there was a man on the street doing a dutyonmynuts

by King of duty, on my nuts May 13, 2022

Dutchess

A stone-cold red-headed fox that’ll stop you in your tracks and before you know it you it your wallet is a several Beni’s lighter.
Don’t matter tho. Why, Cuz? Cause now you’ve got her number, Cuz.

“Just got back from the Mustang”
- Oh yeah? Did you see Dutchess?
“Any other reason to go there?”
-Hell no.

by Stig Whigg May 16, 2022