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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
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Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021
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science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.
Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research
by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016
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Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.
Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.
by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018
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Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.
"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."
by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016
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Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020
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fight boner

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018
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