after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021

doe toe bird

when your pants get stuck in your booty cracks

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021

Pink bird

The act in when a person shouts "rrrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!" in a often annoying tone

Bob quit being a pink bird it is very annoying!

by 777777777777777777777777777778 January 26, 2021

Mama bird

Mama bird is the act of regurgitating semen into another person's mouth.

I bet those two Mama bird each other when one misses out on giving the foreman a BJ.

by Wonky Wordsmith February 2, 2021

hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021

bird dogging

To hound or pursue something or someone. Intended to denote positive traits of perseverance, dedication, and hard work. Without malice.

Borrowing from "Bird Dog"...
To engage in the relentless pursuit of an objective or goal, often involving the accomplishment of tasks through other, less expedient people.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

The Inventory Analyst succeeded in "Bird Dogging" a delivery date from his otherwise usually helpful vendor.

by Tire Guy February 5, 2021

bird

a sherm female who tries to hard

yo i hate shorty she a whole bird

by anonymous February 8, 2021