He's GAYbriel
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023

If someone has “de/fault” in their bio they were a backpack kid, 9/10 they pissed their pants every weekend too. These people also have no friends and have never been in a 5 mile radius of a woman.
by imhott February 21, 2021

That weirdly nostalgic, soft-crush vibe you get from someone who isn’t family but feels like they could be.
Like a cute neighbor boy, a distant family friend, or that one guy who visited your aunt’s house when you were a kid and made your stomach flip for reasons you didn't understand yet.
It’s not about sexual attraction only — it’s about vibe: warm, familiar, boy-next-door-ish, but slightly forbidden in that “he's cute but I shouldn’t” way.
Ryan Gosling has primo gatinho energy. So does that friend-of-a-friend who smells like soap and wears flip-flops indoors.
(aka: hot cousin next door energy)
Like a cute neighbor boy, a distant family friend, or that one guy who visited your aunt’s house when you were a kid and made your stomach flip for reasons you didn't understand yet.
It’s not about sexual attraction only — it’s about vibe: warm, familiar, boy-next-door-ish, but slightly forbidden in that “he's cute but I shouldn’t” way.
Ryan Gosling has primo gatinho energy. So does that friend-of-a-friend who smells like soap and wears flip-flops indoors.
(aka: hot cousin next door energy)
— “You ever look at someone and just feel that energia de primo gatinho?”
— “Yeah, energia de primo gatinho is real. Like… he feels like he could be my hot cousin who hugs too long at family events.”
— “Yeah, energia de primo gatinho is real. Like… he feels like he could be my hot cousin who hugs too long at family events.”
by Matt colaça May 13, 2025

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"
by alexander angell July 30, 2017

by none of your bee's wax January 12, 2009

Ass. Horsecock. Gietmamanw.
This is the shit you'll have to deal with. Even the gym teacher had a heart attack because he couldnt take it lol.
This is the shit you'll have to deal with. Even the gym teacher had a heart attack because he couldnt take it lol.
by Kun Tang May 22, 2019

by ah.coco November 1, 2020
