The King Edmund School

The worst school in Britain

Friend : What school do you go to?
Me : The King Edmund School
Friend : I'm not sure i want to be friends with you anymore...

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Jump off king

TWERKGUARD IS THE JUMP OFF KING HE HAS BEEN ORDAINED BY UNCLE LUKE, TOO SHORT , AND LIL BOOSIE!! WHEN HE PULLS THE WHISTLE OUT ALL THE HOES COME TO ATTENTION AND PREPARE TO JUMP OFF FOR THE NEW KING HE EARN THE TITLE RIGHTFULLY!!

GIRL THEY BOOKED THE JUMP OFF KING THAT MEAN ITS ABOUT BE A X RATED PARTY!!

by TWERKGUARD January 26, 2022

wonton king magook

A slur that you call a yellow mf perferably from of the asian famliy that cuts you off while driving

What's wonton king magook doin cutting me off like that.

by plopguy55 June 14, 2022

king louie the thirtenth

the act of sitting ur woman on a chair placing a siv on her head with wet diaorhea in it and letting it slowly dribble down her face.

''Last thursday i so king louie the thirtenthed this girl, it was soo awesome"

by tomcollins101965 November 22, 2010

Evil chair king

The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards

A Evil chair king King rules over a group of people.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

The Burger King Squad

A squad of g0rls and their dates that go to burger king on Instagram DMs

0mg is that the ic0nic burger king squad?
Oh no its the burger king squad!

by Statue of Liberty April 30, 2020

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021