"the game" 

the game is a term in which you cannot think about, and when one thinks about "the game" that person loses. when one loses "the game" they have to say, out loud, that they lost the game.

warning: "the game" will ruin your life

i havent lost "the game" in 2 weeks!

"the game" by um no March 19, 2007

The Gooch 

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper

1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper

The Gooch by GingerJack March 17, 2013

The Guts 

Something that is extraordinarily funny..

Yo did you see Kevin Hart's new stand up? Dude was 'the guts' bro!! I couldn't stop laughing!!

The Guts by H.D.R September 19, 2010

The Gate 

The Golden Gate Bridge as commonly referred to by fishermen.

The Halibut bite is on outside the gate.

The Gate by Steelheader December 18, 2008

The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.

Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...

The greatest boyfriend ever by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

The Google Game 

The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.

Hey, do you want to play the Google game?

The Google Game by mike cokizard March 10, 2010

The Grandfather Clock 

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

The Grandfather Clock by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010