Anti-talksident

A spray carried in purse or wallet to be used on anyone who wants to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

There I was minding my own business when this guy starts telling me his life story. Quick as a whip, I got out my Anti-talksident, gave him a quick squirt...and ended the conversation!

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.

Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?

by Missus C March 19, 2011

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

ladu talkies

A place where pre teens or teens congregate to watch artful blue films and also learn what the process of fornication involves.

My parents aren't at home guys today, come over to ladu talkies.

by icboy January 2, 2012

Deep Talker

A "deep talker" relates to an individual whom attempts to mask his feminine voice on a telephone or audio recording with hopes of sounding more masculine.

That guy is a deep talker, he doesn't sound like that in person at all!

My friend also tries to "deep talk" on the phone to fool the ladies into thinking he's cool and Manley.

by BeastMode October 27, 2012

fast-talkin

Fast-talkin' is when you "slur" or "run" your words together so that it all comes out as one long vocalization withholding the gaps that would normally fit between words. It's simply a more relaxed, gangsta, stoner friendly, chilled out, way of speaking, especially between peers. SOME-TIMES - When - we - speak - too - properly, - our - communication - can - sound, - and - come - across - as - aloof - and - even - rude. So sumtimez, yoozgotstuh jusss letit rolloffyuhtung. yuhnowwuteyesane?

fast-talkin - is an American slang or lingo usually used by young people and is a prefered way to communicate without sounding stuffy and uptight."

For example: "You know what I am saying?" could come out more like "nowuteyesane?"

Person #1: Yo brotha, howyew doon? I hopeyuh goodcuz I'maneed me sum cheerin up tuhday, nowuteyesane dawg?

Person #2: What? Are you speaking English? Get an education! My goodness me oh my.

Person #1: Dood, I'am fuckin ED-JEW-CAITED, whuthuhfukyew trippin foe? I'wuz fast-talkin' doo..(or "What's up with you? could come out like "whachupitchoo?")

Person #2: Well I do not approve of your horribly pronounced speech, it makes me VERY UNcomfortable.

Person #1: Whachupitchoo man? Yewneeduh chill out mothafuckuh.

by St. Justael October 1, 2013