move over putin, hitler and North Korea. Snapchat is the real oppressor here! Always banning people for no reason at all, leaving them stranded with the appeal process being unnecessarily difficult. At least instagram makes appealing easy. Maybe Zuckerberg taking over snap wouldn’t be such a bad idea if he allows former banned people to appeal and unban their accounts. If anyone knows of a legit hacker that unlocks snap accounts hit me up by leaving a definition on UD with details!
by smoking & vaping is for losers July 10, 2025
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Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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by JR² August 13, 2025
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Get the snapchat moderation mug.A platform that likes to disable accounts for no reasons. They're using AI to suspend accounts for "not following the community guidelines" but actually they never breached any community guidelines. More funny thing is that, when you disagree and follow what they ask you to do, the results are same: accounts are disabled.
A: My snapchat account was disabled without any reasons!
B: Actually snapchat loves to do that... so that's why you shouldn't use them.
A: but all my friends are on it and stuff
B: whatever
B: Actually snapchat loves to do that... so that's why you shouldn't use them.
A: but all my friends are on it and stuff
B: whatever
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 4, 2025
Get the snapchat mug.When a bitch has tight labia but can pull both sides out real far and it snaps back and almost disappears from sight. You don't lose sight of it though ... It's still there.
by Ericawalling December 7, 2025
Get the Snapback mug.Did you hear that rapper SNAPPA SLAPPA? He cusses a lot.
Pardon my buddy. "HEY STOP SNAPPA SLAPPING YOU HOMO!"
Pardon my buddy. "HEY STOP SNAPPA SLAPPING YOU HOMO!"
by doomshit December 11, 2025
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