rule 34

we don't talk about that.

guy 1: hey whats rule 34?
guy 2: we don't talk about that.

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016

Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free

With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free

by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

90/20 Rule

90/20 Rule is definition of doing something for 90 minutes and then jerking off for 20 hours.

Example:
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?

You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.

by zuot December 26, 2024

Rowe's Rule

"If you don't know, don't babble."

Please observe Rowe's Rule to avoid wasting everybody's time.

by Ed Cox October 21, 2025

Ghostbusters rules

When in an orgy don't cross dicks with another guy

Mary was keen on a 3sum but remember buddy Ghostbusters rules, no crossing the streams

by brushnz February 4, 2022

hickey rule

The fact of if you see someone who you are attracted to with a hickey stop looking once you notice the hickey

“He’s cute”

“Ya but he has a gf look at his hickeys”
“ You’re right hickey rule”

by lilysummms September 25, 2022