Tootsie roll

When one takes their anus flaps and rolls them up. Then covers the roll in a mixture of shit,cum,and horse intestines,then proceeds to slap their grandmother with it.

My grandpa tootsie rolled my grandmother last night and i filmed the whole thing

by InvertedThroatFuck February 28, 2019

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Rolled

To find out a chick has a boyfriend

I was talking to this really nice chick and than I got rolled

by lil Oxford March 17, 2019

roll and shove

when you have a big penis that you have to roll it up and shove it in your underwear

John’s dick was so big that he had to roll and shove into his speedo.

by penisfacts101 March 18, 2019

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

by Friar Re December 18, 2018

Roll like an Amear

When you're rolling d20's and all the results you get are below 10

"Wow, I bet our bard is gonna roll like an Amear"

by Big Dice Roller December 20, 2018

California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.

Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*

by masterjand January 15, 2019