mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.

A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.

by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021

Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.

"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"

by GayManSal November 18, 2021

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.

Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing

by UnbentRaccoon February 24, 2025

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Sashy poo

Sashy poo is a strange being that is considered mysterious even amongst the creatures in the deepest darkest parts of the sea. She is quirky and weird overall and is extremely unfunny.

Tim: "Did you see that strange girl over there?"
Josh: "Yeah she was an absolute Sashy poo."

by Sashypoo person July 30, 2022