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Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
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Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.
Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!
by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024
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The old dean

A huge rundown estate segregated from the rest of the town that is used to express someone’s attraction towards a woman. There are levels to the phrase for example if an attractive 6/10 is being friendly with you behind the counter as you pay for your shopping, when you leave you might turn to your friend and say you’d take her to the old dean. However if you see an 8/10 or above and are really getting the horn you might let out a “ooooogghhhhh” after she’s walked past and say that you’d take her to the old dean and back! The highest level of old dean is taking a girl to the top of the old dean tower and back down again, this can be done multiple times.

On a Separate note it can also be used to express levels of other states of being. For example after a night of raving on Dizz, Ket, or whatever your vitamins of choice are, you finally tuck into multiple jeffreys/biftas/zutes and are absolutely chonged. Your mate asks if you are alright as you are chewing your face off while looking like you’ve just discovered the meaning of life whilst staring at some wallpaper, you may reply that you are chonged to the old dean and back (levels of old dean apply here too)
“OGGGGHHH MATE!!! Did you see that blonde that just walked past? Fuck ME I would take her to the old dean and BACK!” “I’d take her to the top of the old dean tower and back down again at least 8 times a week!! Fucking hell” “yeah I’d take her to the old dean” “I am absolutely Fucking chonged to the old dean and back” “I am absolutely old deaned mate fuckin hell mate”
by PFresh November 26, 2020
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Old Lo

She is a LSC English teacher. She would be a good teacher if she hadn't tied up her hair and looked older than she is. :)
A: Wow Ms Lo tied up her hair!
B: Now she's Old Lo XD
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
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Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread
by __Mudkip November 18, 2017
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old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny
Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch
by Idksophia December 29, 2015
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Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying
Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds
by Shooopyy December 8, 2019
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