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Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.
The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections
by R. Paine October 23, 2011
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Passing down the old tubular!

A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.
My goodness, he’s passing down the old tubular!
by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022
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old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth
That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo
by Face tickler July 2, 2025
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the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible
by lizzie420 January 22, 2020
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old age

A slang term that refers to the increase of death rate with each passing year past the age of 20, which happens after someone has previously had all-time low death rate throughout childhood and adolescence
Ever since I hit 21, I feel like I'm in the 'old age' zone—every birthday feels like a countdown now!
by Emotional Cruiser October 10, 2025
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