Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

My New Empire

what Anakin has brought peace, freedom, justice, and security too

"I have brought peace,freedom,justice, and security to my new empire"

by CivilKink October 15, 2020

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Smell my sneakers

Meaning of understanding someone's statment.

Comfirming people understanding or can relate to the experience or opinion shared.

Don't you hate when you go out with a her and she doesn't look away from her phone? You smell my sneakers?

by O.G. Granados June 17, 2022

Toy my salat

When Dad tells you to be quiet

Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?

by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022

my bad g

a term used to describe something that was the user's fault

"Bro what the fuck was that for?" "My bad g"

by Cyberage27 September 8, 2022

Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022