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salat

The act of taking a huge dump all over a plate of perogis and jacking off all over it before feeding it to your partner.
You better shut up bitch or you're not getting any salat tonight.
by Johnny Yayo January 23, 2005
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Salat

A word that roughly means hooking up with someone.
Used mostly by University students (mostly students in Medical courses) in Cebu, City
NagSalat gahapon doh (I hooked up with yesterday bro)
Nice ka doh (Nice bro)
by KissKoLalatBeh January 20, 2021
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salat

A food consisting of a healthy variety of vegetables, humorously named after the Islamic prayer done five times a day, reflecting its wholesome nature.
After a week of junk food, I decided to make a big bowl of salat to balance things out.
by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025
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Salat fingers

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019
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Toy my salat

When Dad tells you to be quiet
Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?
by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022
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Sabaton Effect

A strange but strong feeling of patriotism one may feel for a country they are not native to or don't live in. Mainly induced by listening to the metal band Sabaton, who sings about extremely proud moments in worldwide history.
Friend A: Bro, I heard Sabaton's songs about Poland, and I legit felt Polish pride!

Friend B: I know, man. I was listening to the songs from Carolus Rex, and I was proud to be Swedish, even though I'm not!

Longtime fan: Ah, the Sabaton Effect strikes again.
by Franky Judas March 17, 2021
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THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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