rio grande city is a city. thats it. its boring af all there is there are the movies, a trampoline park, cfa, wingstop, and other things i dont remember. we have a park atleast.. but most of the time you can find stuff to do, its a small town.
valeria : how are we supposed to make any plans if we live in rio grande city?!
isabella : dude idk lets go to cfa then the movies or something
valeria : u rite
isabella : dude idk lets go to cfa then the movies or something
valeria : u rite
by stantwice4clearskin May 28, 2024
Get the rio grande citymug. by Philly Rob Bornton July 28, 2021
Get the bog citymug. Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
Get the City Slickermug. The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug. a nickname for quebec city and is a famous french canadian term used to express anger or displeasure
by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024
Get the Tabarnak Citymug. (Noun)
A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.
p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.
p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
by Light Skin Chris February 5, 2019
Get the City Possummug. The City of Liberty, commonly known as Liberty City or simply Liberty and often abbreviated as L.C., is a major city located in the State of Liberty that appears in Grand Theft Auto IV, Episodes from Liberty City, and Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars.
Grand Theft Auto IV marks Liberty City's fifth appearance in the series after the original Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto Advance and Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, which came out in 1997, 2001, 2004 and 2005 respectively. Compared to the previous universe counterparts, the city has more detail and personality, with many places which are based on landmarks such as the Statue of Happiness, Star Junction, and the Rotterdam Tower.
Grand Theft Auto IV and its two episodes (The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony) use the same full rendition of the city. However, a small number of different locations are accessible in the different episodes. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars uses the entire city apart from neighbouring Alderney State, and is altered for the top-down perspective of the game.
Grand Theft Auto IV marks Liberty City's fifth appearance in the series after the original Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto Advance and Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, which came out in 1997, 2001, 2004 and 2005 respectively. Compared to the previous universe counterparts, the city has more detail and personality, with many places which are based on landmarks such as the Statue of Happiness, Star Junction, and the Rotterdam Tower.
Grand Theft Auto IV and its two episodes (The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony) use the same full rendition of the city. However, a small number of different locations are accessible in the different episodes. Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars uses the entire city apart from neighbouring Alderney State, and is altered for the top-down perspective of the game.
by paharcornelius September 24, 2022
Get the Liberty Citymug.