Simp

A guy who is only trying to get with a woman for a small shallow reason. Basically a male gold-digger, but on a larger scale.

"He's a simp! He only wants to date her, because she's rich and has a big ass. He doesn't care that she's on meth!"

by SpidersGiveMeBoners May 29, 2020

Simp

Daniel as an eBay.

look he's a simp

by mattwhatt May 30, 2020

Simp

Jay

Jay a simp

by THRO GAME May 30, 2020

simp

squirrel in my pants

there's simp

by fuccboi with z May 30, 2020

simp

someone named keita

keita is a simp

by jgkfdghd;djkfbnb May 30, 2020

Simp

Mattie

Mattie is a simp

by 69minecraftboi69 May 30, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020