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crooked money 

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money
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Gradual Monetary Gifting 

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.

child money 

People that play and record childish games like Minecraft or Roblox to then upload to a website and get money of little kid's that still watch these kind's of stuff that no 15 year old would watch even if it was made by PewDiePie or some other Youtuber
Main reason's for this act is to be able to move out of there mothers basement or be able to afford bread for breakfast
"Man that guy get's so much child money it's insane but at least he can afford to pay his alimony"
child money by Fogsmash February 18, 2017

dj money 

A DJ Money is someone who just won't stop dancing
Someone who keeps the radio on blast and will not stop singing
Turn that damn music off DJ money
dj money by DJ Money March 26, 2017

Nut money 

Money used to clean up after Nutting.
Guy 1: "Dude I can't go out tonight."
Guy 2: "What why?!"
Guy 1:" I'm running a little low on some nut money and my place is a mess because of it."

booger money 

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.
I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.