Jamaican Nose Job

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.

Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?

by Jamaican_NJ_lover December 10, 2010

Navajo Spackle Job

When someone with severe, projectile diarrhea at least partially misses the toilet bowl and spackles the inside of the toilet and the surrounding area (typically a public restroom) with their feces.

Wow Guy!! Last night, the combination of that Green Chili Stew, extra crispy fried chicken, mayonnaise sandwich and the warm glass of prune juice gave me the worst diarrhea. I gave the gas station a proper Navajo Spackle Job this morning while my girlfriend waited in the car.

by Burque' January 11, 2009

job hunting

The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.

Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.

by the Little Kid May 30, 2006

Notional Hand Job

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.

"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."

by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011

Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

by NY Tripod May 14, 2011

rainbow job

female version of red cum dragon

i was being an asshole the other night...so my girlfriend broke my nose and then made me eat her out. it looks like she was on her period, there was so much blood flooding out of my nose.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Porcupine Hand Job

When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.

Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.

by Dangod392 November 19, 2010