gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.

Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009

Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!

Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!

by Louch July 25, 2018

J-Peezy

A hidden rapper that never drops music

josh: has J-Peezy dropped yet?

Cody: no

by aredpickle March 1, 2025

the j

that one meme that is not funny whatsoever

PERSON 1: yo, whats your sexuality?
PERSON 2: the j
PERSON 1: so you're gay?
PERSON 2: HELL YEAH

by fu1112 January 6, 2023

J-Truck

When ever your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with a J.

Dang Jalen, you’ve got a J-Truck. Since when have you been packin all that cake.

by Joe Mamma( * ) March 16, 2021

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025