by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the `'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Is`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`mug. A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022
Get the Dead Mousemug. by Shady dave May 26, 2016
Get the dead franklinmug. They are dead
by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021
Get the Dead bitchesmug. the week after the actual dead week (full of end of chapter tests and projects) because you were too busy and occupied to feel dead
The exams during dead week aren't as deadly as all the stress that had accumulated but not relieved from the past week.
by indecisive pseudonym April 8, 2022
Get the dead weekmug. Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Your son is dead...mug. by - thaarealog July 31, 2021
Get the dead homiesmug.