fucking david

A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.

Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...

by NiggaTurnt May 8, 2017

sticky fuck

When a person looks nasty as fuck, as if they'd be sticky when you touch them.

Man, Kevin is a sticky fucker. I needed a shower after he hugged me.

by NefariousIntent July 29, 2016

Fuck boy

A guy who is there for sex. Nothing more. Yuh call him and he fucks you. And he leaves. Nothing more. No attachment. It's the opposite of side piece

That is just my "fuck boy". He was here last night. He's my side piece

by Steelbalz July 28, 2016

Fuck snuggling

When you trying to fuck but there is someone else there so you just sexually snuggle.

It's when a lion and a bunny trynna fuck but instead they continue fuck snuggling.

by Doggylover090 May 29, 2016

Garden Fuck

A sexual act in which one partner buys a plant with soil from a supermarket and stuffs the soil in the other persons anal cavity leaving the flower/leaves of the plant sticking out. When the male orgasms he nuts on the woman's anus so the sperm leaks in and fertilizes the soil which lets the plant grow.

"yo i heard you garden fucked that girl last night"
"yeah but the soil was dry so i had to push out a little more than usual to keep the soil rich"

by OvalToes January 5, 2020

A fucking joke

Here, take this. for your journey.

You have to many items to take a fucking joke.

Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019