death

when a person isnt very alive

he hasnt been the same since his mums death, what a fucking idiot.

by z4az May 31, 2021

death

A female/male that you call your best friend that has the job of cleaning up your nut

thank you death i really appreciate it

by J.Alston February 5, 2021

death of the author

A pretentious, postmodern jerk-off idea, popular among some academics, that says that the creator of an artistic work is irrelevant to the work, that their thought processes and intentions in creating the work don't matter, that they are not an authority on the very thing that they created, and that YOU, the passive consumer of the work, are more qualified to know what the work is about than they are, who put tons of hard work and effort into creating it.

Who does this "Ray Bradbury" person think he is, saying that Fahrenheit 451 is about how nobody reads books anymore? *I* say it's about censorship, dammit! What does HE know, he only wrote the damn thing! Death of the author says that creators are just passive, empty vessels through which the Divine Muse speaks!

by q359 July 24, 2023

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream

"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"

by C.Gabble March 15, 2024

Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024

Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.

Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.

Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.

by mootmauler July 5, 2024