Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Jiggle Cream Puffjob

a sexual act in which a woman is covered in cream and blows air into a man's penis while jumping up and down to maker her breasts jiggle

she gave me an amazing Jiggle Cream Puffjob last night after her 5th grade graduation

by Big Dick Uncle Joe October 31, 2022

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.

Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

by Young&Wild December 19, 2011

Cream

Semen or the white stuff that comes out of your vagina or penis

Sue: I’m about to cream
Mason: me too
Sue: can I taste yours
Mason: only if I can taste yours

by Thickness 😘 March 9, 2019

ICE CREAM

Defition that you sad and desperate and need something tp cheer you up.

"I WANT TO MEET HER SO BADLY GIVE ME ICE CREAM"

by katnicsmango July 14, 2018

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015