mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Ice Cream

Descriptive word used to define something that is as good as ice cream.

“Man, look at that nice truck over there”
“Oh yeah, that’s fu*kin’ ice cream bud”

by Firepunk March 15, 2021

columbian Ice cream Sunday

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!

gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

by Pumpkindaddy May 5, 2023

Little Babies Ice Cream commercial

Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.

You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.

You: What?

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Oriental cream pie

Oriental Cream Pie

I was banging this young Oriental girl. Really enjoying her young virgin pussy. Shot my cum inside her pussy as I withdraw. I say my cum dripping out. Making a Oriental Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 3, 2022

Boston cream

When you use a doughnut hole to jerk off

“I don’t fleshlight’s know just go for the Boston cream.”

by Golden Garfunkel January 3, 2022