Washrag cat 

A pet cat that is very docile and comfortable around humans. Such a cat will most often have no problem being picked up and carried, relaxing in whatever position, not unlike a limp washrag.

Blaze here is a regular old washrag cat.

Washrag cat by Suineder June 14, 2010

Barnyard cat 

someone with no sense of direction.

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.

Barnyard cat by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

Judgey Cat 

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.

God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!

Judgey Cat by v-raptor February 26, 2011

black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

black cat in a coal cupboard by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

Angelic Cat 

When A photo is taken with angelic lighting in the background, usually taken at sunset. Always taken outdoors, can't be taken indoors, not possible. Indoor attempts at angelic cats result in the photo making you look like a French Chef.

person 1 "Woah Look at this Angelic Cat!"
person 2 "THAT is super angelic lighting"
person1"did you see person 3 tried to take one indoors?"
person 2 "Yeah! she looks like a retarded chef!"

Angelic Cat by yellowwww October 13, 2011

Streamwood cat 

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

Streamwood cat by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011

rare cat 

A strange individual, who will often be highly opinionated with crazy out there ideas on the world, these individuals can often be found telling those less informed cretins any and every specific detail about all subjects (they are after all always better informed than you), they can often be spotted with strange hipster goatees and ill fitting leather jackets

Yeh that guy at the bar last night spouting the racist diatribe was a rare cat.

rare cat by GP_Ghost January 16, 2012