The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Cream

Cream is an awesome joyous girl who is funny and always lights up a room with her smile. She has cute pouty lips and a wavy hair, She makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She only trust when you made her feel safe with you, She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in. She dont believe in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She has been through so much, family problems and anything but she remains strong. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dream. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. She a loyal lover, she loves only one guy that made her feel special. She critisize behind but had a good heart and doesnt want anyone feel bad unless you deserve it. Above all she's the prettiest girl you'll ever meet, Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.

"Do you know Cream?"
"Whip Cream?"
"Know Cream from the other class"
"Ah yeah she really is an awesome girl as sweet as cream"

by Tania Hinsen June 7, 2021

bryl cream

When you cum in your hand and then massage it into a girls hair as a hair he’ll sing brûlée cream a little dab ll do ya

Hey Chriso you see that girls hair

Yes Allister I gave her the bryl cream treatment

by Christrze August 12, 2021

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017

cream pop

What people in the Midwestern United States and Canada should call cream soda

What's your favourite kind of pop?
Cream pop.
Dude, it's called cream soda.
Go back to Long Island.

by Ando77 June 8, 2021