apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Banana

1. a yellow food
2. a guys d#$&

1. She loves to eat bananas
2. All she talks about is her boyfriends banana

by emo trash March 12, 2017

Banana bolt

A frenzied rush on the final day of a SCRUM sprint cycle to complete all stories before time runs out.

Don't disturb the engineering team today, they've got to banana bolt if they're going to finish all of their issues before sprint planning this afternoon.

by Mathacre September 15, 2020

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Banana

1. A yellow curved oblong fruit. Quite sweet.
2. An sexual innuendo for a penis.
3. A slang used in South-East Asia for a person (usually Chinese) who act like as though he/she came from Europe or US or who don't really know Chinese.

1. Let's get some banana smoothie.
2. My banana is half foot long.
3. C'mon, get a life you banana! You didn't know Chinese at all!

by LY Lee December 11, 2015

Dirty banana

When a RIL driver takes a shit in a trailer and it looks like a banana

The loader of the trailer accidently grabbed a dirty banana when cleaning it out, because he thought it was an overripe banana

by Peter Gosnya September 27, 2023

banana milk

itss so sus youll die ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

aw banana milk

by banana mlk March 12, 2022