Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023

Alex Flanagan

Fat neek

Alex Flanagan is a fat neek

by AlexFlaganHater May 8, 2021

alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

Alex

The cutest guy you'll ever meet, Alex is a genuine, caring person, he is one of the best people you'll ever meet.

"Wow, you finally snagged yourself an Alex?!" "Alex is a full course meal, 5 stars"

by LastlyKassy June 25, 2019

Alex Millard

The guy you have a one night stand with

Oh yes I have Already met Alex Millard

by TheTrueJohnDoe March 16, 2022

Alex

Dude who's got a big gyatt

Mark: damn that guy's got gyatt

Simon: that's alex

by anonymous May 28, 2024

Alex

He is crack at fortnite but he will die by noobs in

Zone wars.

Alex dies by noobs

by Unknown 14 October 2, 2019