ass-speak

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

by The Means of Production September 26, 2015

Twist Ass

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way

Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass

by quitecontent October 7, 2015

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

Ass-tella

The state of the ass fecal matter devoloped around the anus after anal penetration

I gave Tyrone some of my Ass-tella last night.

by Spunk-Munkee September 22, 2016

tippy ass

Sitting up high in your car seat or a chair to avoid sunlight, etc.

I was blinded by the sun, but I sat on my tippy ass, and everything was cool.

by ShredHed December 28, 2015

blat ass

someone that cries and complains alot.

David is a blat ass

by CptUnderpants January 3, 2016

after-ass

When someone farts and you don't smell it at first and then it hits you like a ass bomb.

Hey man I just farted.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.

by OGCankleSocks January 19, 2016