cuts me to the quick

really hurts me / touches me

that tone of hers always cuts me to the quick

by Daisy Stockwell June 28, 2007

Stuff me mushrooms

Aussie slang used when a situation doesn’t go accordingly; to express anger/displeasure.

When building a fence and a paling falls off: “Ah stuff me mushrooms!”

When BBQing and a kookaburra steals a sausage: “Stuff me mushrooms!”

If you’re hammering a nail and you hit your finger: “Fucking cunt! Stuff me bloody mushrooms!”

by Bad stone fruit February 24, 2019

bitch me around

A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.

You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?

I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!

by YAWA June 10, 2021

Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

lick me loose

To provide full body relaxation via oral pleasure....alternate phrase for a blow job.

Late one summer night, Becky came over and following an intense make out session, she proceeded to "lick me loose"

by El CUCUY August 22, 2016

me like ravioli

me like ravioli is when someone sharts while eating pasta

person 1: "me like ravioli"
person 2: "what"
person 1: " i sharted"
person 2: "o ok"

by ravioli carlito April 15, 2019

trigger me elmo

A toy created by Michael Reeves to teach kids about racism

There is a camera on the toy that scans your face to determine what race you are. Typically accurate. Remember kids, buy your free trigger me Elmo on the dark web!

by Cursed YT January 13, 2021