Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021

Wet Willy

A gentle fingering of ones ears with just a sprinkle of saliva.Sometimes makes the receiver aroused.

Hey Johnny, I just gave Dave a Wet Willy and he enjoyed it!

by Dwesder January 14, 2021

Wet Dorken

A sexual act in which the Giver holds down the Receiver and covers them in spoonful's of sour cream which is massaged into the body. The Receiver will then be instructed to make motorbike noises while the Giver mounts and rides the Receiver around the room until they achieve a gentle release.

It was crazy last night, she let me give her a Wet Dorken.

by Obi Wan Chernobyl December 28, 2023

Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

by wet rock November 15, 2021

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022