Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Pie

A poorly rolled joint/ blunt.

Pies are for smokers who want to get high and not admire the joint.

by Eunoia1 September 29, 2021

puttanesca pie

A whore’s vagina

He enjoys paying for sex. He can’t get enough of that puttanesca pie!

by Octopusapocalypse November 10, 2022

Cherry Pie

The act of giving your girlfriend a creampie when she begins her period.

Friend: "Hey mike did you give Zendaya a cherry pie?"

Mike: "You know it bro!"

by Dr. Cletus October 25, 2022

Mud Pie

when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.

“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”

by urmomscock October 11, 2020

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020