teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008

Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.

The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.

by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

dead good

Dead good jewellery - jewellery made from insects, roadkill and other flora and fauna. Its dead, but its good. Dead good that

oh wow that necklace is dead good ! is it made by dead good jewellery?

by Nickywoo February 9, 2018

Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.

Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"

by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

Dead

verb: first person singular, present tense

Its what happens to 3rd world females when they experience something embarassing or witness something hilarious.

(Mostly expressed in text messages)

ex.
"Omg becky told john I have a crush on him' im dead rn💀"
"That joke was hilarious im dead halalalala"

by Jesus jerry curl February 21, 2020

Dead C-Scroll

Dead C-Scroll is the next big thing in the rap game...Watch out.

Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.

by Diego November 13, 2003