by kgticket21 March 01, 2010
Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
A college football fan who never played for the team.
esp. fans of Texas Tceh, who share Leach's obsession with pirates and facepaint.
esp. fans of Texas Tceh, who share Leach's obsession with pirates and facepaint.
WOOOO TCEH ROCKS!!!! WRECK 'EM RAIDERS!!!! MIKE SHERMAN IS THE SHIT!!!! WOOOO!!!!
shut up, t-shirt fan.
shut up, t-shirt fan.
by SLC666 October 04, 2009
Noun When someone jumps in the air and T-bags another person.
A.K.A. (Also known as)
-Flying T-bag Tackle
T-bag Tackle
T-bag bomb
A.K.A. (Also known as)
-Flying T-bag Tackle
T-bag Tackle
T-bag bomb
My brother would not shut up, so I launched an aerial strike t-bag at his face. Guess what? Mission accomplished!
by Murder Zone December 25, 2009
Also known as Bullhead City, Arizona by those who have never ventured past the wasteland of depression, suffocating heat, and unjustifiable boredom which accumulates to high meth experimentation rates and a truly terrible school system. Basically training grounds for hell. Is comprised mostly of the elderly and white trash. Sadly the white trash is quite classy compared to the Bullhead City girls and the instacore kids roam wild and free. As do tweakers and nine years olds so bored that they must become pregnant because there's not much else to do but get your period prematurely, have sex and do meth.
Me:NOOOOOOOOOOO
Bull$h!t City-viller- What's wrong?
Me- I have to pack twenty bottles of 1000 spf sunscreen, and a tanker truck full of water, as well as ample entertainment and a Kevlar vest!
Bull$h!t City-viller- why?
Me-I'm going to go visit you in Bull$h!t City, Arizona.
Bull$h!t City-viller- What's wrong?
Me- I have to pack twenty bottles of 1000 spf sunscreen, and a tanker truck full of water, as well as ample entertainment and a Kevlar vest!
Bull$h!t City-viller- why?
Me-I'm going to go visit you in Bull$h!t City, Arizona.
by AlaskaYoung July 21, 2012
A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
by versedaaron December 07, 2007