Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

The Division two Aim

It's used to describe people that miss a lot in games. The game The Division 2 has an Auto lock mechanic to prevent missing, hence The Player's aim is Not that great

Did you The Division Two Aim again?

Bro stop The Divison Two Aiming and play normal!

by Tripx.tag January 23, 2024

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020