iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.

Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 02, 2024

Iced Hog

When you get a handjob from someone with cold hands.

Dude Jessica gave me an iced hog earlier, and I've been shivering for hours.

by AnonMB69 February 01, 2020

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 11, 2011

Artic Ice

A person who can be kind, and always likes someone, they don't tell people who they like because its hard for them to say it

Artic ice is a fucking dickhead

by Hmmmmmm. Someone August 16, 2018

Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.

Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."

by Frozone4321 December 17, 2021

Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦

Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"

Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES

by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 17, 2024