pencil straight

extremely straight; like a pencil

i have pencil straight hair

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023

reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.

Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!

by BuellBoy May 3, 2024

Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Neo-Straight

One who only dates the opposite sex but enjoys casual intimacy with the same sex.

I love my partner and I'm not worried about him hooking up with guys, he's neo-straight.

by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024

Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.

Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..

by abnormaldude July 5, 2024

Fly straight

Fly straight means to live clean, to stay out of trouble and live an honest life. It also means to do the right thing.

I’m not lying and cheating on my wife Im going to fly straight.

by DifferentCloth November 25, 2024